Kidnap you in the dead of night and take you to a land more fantastic than any you’ve ever seen


Awaken within you a deep love of barking like a dog, running through grassy fields, and howling at the moon


Melt away your humanity, leaving behind only your most primal instincts.


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We are an agency. You are a client. We have come to regard this most sacred of relationships as legit. Totally legit. Reach out to us for help when the moon is full, the night is young, and your heart is dark.